Guy in futon store:"Oh, you have a boy and a girl?" Futon Guy said, after noticing the pink and blue carseat covers. "Identical?""No, a boy and a girl can't be identical." I said.Slightly flustered, but playing it off--and without missing a beat, he said, "I meant just in the face.""Oh, OK," I said. "No, they're not."
Lady passing by as I pushed the stroller:"Ooooh, they'll never be that small again."So I hope.
I should really compile these.
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Today I attempted solo bathtime. Don't giggle. It was Boy's turn first and he wasn't happy about it. He was, however, significantly less upset than his sister who was waiting on deck. I have to say, holding onto a slippery, flailing & wailing baby while another baby hollered from across the room....not so pleasant. Ahhh, but the reward.....clean, happy, napping babies. That they were slathered in pretty-smelling baby lotion didn't even detract from the situation!
Wifey returned home to clean babes, dinner in the oven and dishes done. Believe me, I'm rarely if ever a horn-tooter, but I felt pretty good about my dadding for the day.
Bwahaha. Oh, that futon guy. Yes you should compile these!!
ReplyDeleteGreat job, Twin Pop!
Come on, you're making this look easy! What a terrific job you are doing. What lucky babies!They have SUPER DAD! How's that cape coming?
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